About Me
HOW TO BOOK ME:
THIS IS THE *ONLY* WAY: SAME DAY BOOKINGS ONLY.
CASH ONLY, ON ARRIVAL PLEASE.
NO EXTRAS.
1 CHECK MY AVAILABILITY: SEE #5. IF MY PROFILE IS NOT SHOWING AS "AVAILABLE TODAY" THEN I AM ***NOT AVAILABLE*** SO PLEASE DO NOTCONTACT ME.
2 TEXT ME - PLEASE DO *NOT* CALL OR EMAIL.
3 LOCATION - OAKDALE, BH15 QUITE NEAR THE CROSS ROADS BY OAKDALE LIBRARY.
4 PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT TIME, WHERE (INCALL/ OUTCALL + YOUR/ HOTEL POSTCODE IF APPLICABLE) AND THE LENGTH OF THE BOOKING YOU'D LIKE
5 AVAILABILITY:
WEEK COMMENCING 9/6
FRIDAY UNTIL 3PM, REST OF WEEKEND TBA
6 NOT GETTING A RESPONSE TO YOUR TEXTS?
EITHER YOU HAVE FAILED TO TELL ME THE ABOVE INFO PER #4, YOU HAVE ASKED FOR TIMES I'M CLEARLY NOT AVAILABLE ACCORDING TO #5...... YOU'VE ASKED QUESTIONS CLEARLY ANSWERED ON THIS PAGE ... OR I CHOOSE NOT TO SEE YOU. I'M NOT OBLIGED TO SEE YOU JUST BECAUSE I'M ADVERTISING. PLEASE ACCEPT THAT YOU NEED TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE AND MOVE ON.
7 I DO NOT DO CAR MEETS - I'M NOT A TEENAGER!
8 MY MINIMUM NOTICE IS 45 MINUTES TO ENSURE MY CLEANLINESS - PLEASE SHOW ME THE SAME RESPECT. SORRY, I DO NOT OFFER SHOWER FACILITIES ALTHOUGH YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO HAVE A QUICK FRESHEN-UP.
9 MY PREFERENCE IS FOR THOSE UNDER 50, THE OLDER GUY JUST DOESN'T APPEAL AND I MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR THIS AS I AM HUMAN TOO AND EXPECT TO BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY.
10 THE "CONTACT ME" SECTION SHOULD BE DISREGARDED OTHER THAN MY CONTACT NUMBER . THIS IS FOR SAME DAY BOOKING TEXTS ONLY, NOT CALLS - I CANT CHANGE THIS TO MY OWN PREFERENCES.